YOU'VE TARTED UP YOUR POSSET

You’ve tarted up your Posset very well.

I’ve nothing to write about this. I just thought it was a really cool statement so felt I had to write it down. I heard it on the telly, on one of those chef programmes, you know; 

• Jamie Stoned, or 

• Let’s do Lunch with Cheshire Pissheads with big tits, or

• Come Slag off my Cooking, or 

• Teaching Chavs to cook Scrambled Eggs, or 

• Blokes-serving-life-for-poisoning-their-wives-cook-for-school-children

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One of those programmes anyway

But what a cool line, eh? 

I wouldn’t use it as a chat-up line if I were you, but I’m sure you agree it deserves to be recorded for posterity.

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