Would you Adam 'n' Eve it

Only in the Bible could a man stand next to a naked woman and be tempted by a fruit.

I’m assuming God created Eve because in the Garden of Eden Adam kept forgetting to water the plants, and he probably needed someone to remind him to get himself a new fig leaf when his wore out, but what I don’t get is this; Adam’s undoubtedly sitting about in the Garden wishing God would create 22 other blokes in colourful shirts, so he could watch them kicking a round thing about, and instead of this God creates Eve

And Adam’s no doubt thinking, 'Well this is a turn up for the books. Bit of a result here! If only she’d gone shopping and bought some fruit it’d be the perfect date.'

By the way, have you ever wondered why they both have belly buttons in all the pictures? Take as long as you like over that one

Anyway, where did Adam learn to be such a grass? As soon as they get caught out eating the fruit, Adam says, 'It was Eve, she made me do it.' He doesn’t even think twice about grassing her up, does he? Is grassing such an inherent part of human nature?

It would appear so

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