THINGS I TRUST MORE THAN KEIR STARMER

1) An injection from Dr. Shipman

2) A cab ride from John Worboys

3) A Great White shark with a 'pet me' sign

4) A psychiatrist called Hannibal Lector

5) Scientists who won't allow us to question them 

6) My sister 

7) Josef Mengele if I was a twin

8) Meat from Idi Amin's butcher shop

9) Asking Saddam Hussein to pass the mustard

10) Covid vaccination

11) A fart when I have severe diarrhoea

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