THE WORD ‘ENGLISH’ IS NOW OFFICIALLY RACIST

I totally understand there are those out there who feel that ordering a Full English is racist (even if it comes with American hash browns). I mean, what righteous person wouldn't be offended by the word 'English' in England?

Anyway, they want to illegalize the term.

But, I wonder, does that mean that going for an Indian or Chinese meal will also be illegal? Or having a Turkish kebab while staggering home from the pub, white sauce dripping into your beard? Or perhaps visiting a French restaurant and enjoying French cuisine? How about a Thai restaurant? Will that also affect the delicate sensibilities of these 'oh so precious' woke wankstains?

Or is it just the word 'English' in England that's offensive?

Or has the world gone fucking stupid!

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