RETIREMENT HOME

Fuck me! I just got an invitation to view a retirement home! 

Apparently I can 'look forward to making new friends and neighbours in a lively community of independently-minded over 55s, making the most of my retirement lifestyle. There's a constantly changing schedule of social events where I can participate in a wide range of activities, whilst making new friends and sharing good times. I can take part in supper clubs, crafts, gardening and much more.' 

But nothing about SOBO Beach on a Sunday afternoon, or Chaplin's in Boscombe

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