Phoning 2026 from 1969

So, let's say it's 1969, we've just landed on the moon, and you've got a time-machine-type-phone thingamajig whereby you can phone any time in the future or past. And, bored one day, you think you'll phone 2026;

'Hello, is this 2026? .... Great, have you colonised Mars yet? Have you got flying cars, and robots that cook your dinner? Have they found a way to silence MRI scans? ..... what's that? ..... You don't know what a woman is? Girls aren't allowed to wear skirts to school, but boys are? And you're flooding the country with illegal immigrants, and treating them much better than ex-servicemen & women who fought for the country!

The British flag is deemed to be racist! And you can win arguments by calling someone a racist, regardless of the argument, or whether they've discussed race or ethnicity at all, no proof needed! And the government hates the hard-working, tax-paying British patriots because they complain that rapes have increased from 250 a year in 1969 to 74,265 a year in 2025! And migrants show absolutely no gratitude towards the British people who are paying for their every need! And people whose ancestors were never slaves want reparation from people whose ancestors never owned a slave, just because of the colour of their skin! Yet, even though sexual assaults have increased dramatically, you really don't know what a woman is! And people identify as pigeons! And call themselves 'They' instead of Him or Her  .....'

Fucking joking, aren't you?