NEURODIVERSITY

The latest trendy word seems to be Neurodiversity, meaning there is no right way of thinking and behaving. The neurodiverse movement aims to increase acceptance and inclusion of ALL people while embracing neurological differences 

Think on what that means for a minute

Neurodiversity encourages non-judgmental language, i.e. you and I will no longer be called a transphobe just because we don’t find a geezer in a dress and makeup attractive. We won’t be judged on that at all. And we won’t be judged as being racist just because we’re sick of pro-terrorist marches, or illegal immigrants landing on our shores when we clearly don’t have the infrastructure (or the money) to deal with them.

AT LAST!

Rather than people making assumptions, I’ll be asked directly about my preferred language, which is to call a bloke a bloke, and a bird a bird.

Neurodiversity allows the connection of individuals of similar backgrounds to find a community of support with one another. That’s you and me. We’re allowed to communicate without being imprisoned by Keir Starmer ..... or worse, thrown in Facebook Jail 

Now there’s something in the neurodiverse mob’s philosophy about avoiding sarcasm, but that’s clearly bollocks. Sarcasm helps the world go around and as sarcasm is my preferred language, I’ll no longer be judged on my use of it. 

Boom! Boom!

I’ll be accepted for it because of my ‘neurological differences,’ particularly in sociability, so all these fucking mental deficients who want to change our language, or who, just to gain attention, pretend to identify as some imagined gender, and who get offended at just about everything I say, will now be forced to consider the socio-cultural contexts of my lived experience over the last 68 years.

I think it's great!

Banter and sarcasm are my preferred language, and according to the neurodiverse mob, they'll no longer be judging me for my use of it

Let’s face it, years ago if something was said in haste it was said and gone. I work in a male environment and sometimes tempers boil over, but when it’s all said and done you still have to work with each other.

But with these lefty mentally-fragile cry-babies it's out there and remembered forever. But now, thanks to Neurodiversity, they'll all be forced to start showing you and me a little bit of respect, stop judging us and heighten their acceptance of us and our use of piss-taking sarcasm.

It's a win-win

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