Conspiracy Theorists

One day many people will hang their head in shame when they realise the evil they defended and the 'consipiracy theorist' heroes they ridiculed.

Or will they?

You see, unfortunately this opening statement isn't true at all.

I've been accused of being a conspiracy theorist - fuck me, I've been called a racist, a Nazi, a fascist and a weasel-faced cunt from time to time - but yeah I've been accused of being a conspiracy theorist. I even published a book in 2020 (TWAS The Year 2020) in which I predicted how 2021 would go - no access to pubs & restaurants, no access to flights, no access to gyms, refusal of mortgages etc. unless you can prove you've been vaccinated. The result? I was told - rather pompously I have to say - that, 'Oh, I don't hold with all these conspiracy theories.'

And my immediate reaction was, 'Okay, so you've run out of arguments. You've got nothing better to say than that? Your reasoning has absolutely run dry. And you want to end the conversation because you're embarrassed. Fair enough. We'll see.'

And then when everything I said at dinner parties and bar-b-ques, and in the book came true, not a single person came back to me and said, 'Bloody hell, you said this would happen. You were right all along.' No one.

We're still cool, but I lost respect for them.

So no, they won't hang their heads in shame. They will absolutely deny that you ever predicted these things. Same with digital I.D. when you think about it. When we are trapped in 15-minute cities (reservations) with Social Credit Scoring denying us access to shopping and flights and restaurants and schools for our kids, it will never cross their minds that they were warned this would happen. In fact, they'll be more pissed off at you for telling them the truth than they will be at the people who lied to them    

So maybe we aren't conspiracy theorists after all. Maybe we just see something you don't. Maybe we've learned something you haven't yet. Maybe we understand a pattern you don't yet see. Maybe we aren't crazy after all. Maybe, in the face of ridicule, we're trying to translate it for you.

Seriously, if you don't already have one ..... go out and get yourself a conspiracy theorist friend straight away

. You're going to need one.