CONSPIRACY THEORIES

You know, you pompous thickos who were saying, 'Oh, I don't hold with all these conspiracy theories,' at bar-b-ques and dinner parties a few years back, anytime you feel like apologising and saying, 'Bloody hell, you were right all along. I owe you an apology,' now would be a good time

And stop telling us about conspiracy theories we told you about six years ago.

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