A Message for Queers for Palestine

Okay, putting aside the fact that if you lot actually went to Palestine they’ve chuck you off the first tall building, you've been sold a complete lie, which is okay. What's not okay, of course, is that you actually believe it!  

Gaza has a population of about two million, yeah? And about 50% of those strongly support Hamas and their Nazi-like objective to destroy Israel. You'd like to destroy Israel yourself, wouldn't you?  I know you see the hatred of Jews by Nazis and the hatred of Jews by Palestinians as totally different things, but surely even wooden

tops like you can understand that both the Nazis and the Palestinians have the same ideology of wanting to commit genocide on Jews. And you think that's okay! You’re really not very nice people at all, are you?

Whether your hatred comes from a Nazi perspective or a Palestinian perspective, who cares? You’re the ones who have to live with yourselves.

Now the average age of the Gaza population is an unbelievable 18 years old. Longevity isn’t a thing over there. And most of the population have never known anything else but an environment in which Jews are the enemy, they're taught it in school, mainly because Abraham’s wife, Sarai, was unable to have a baby, so he started knocking off her handmaiden, Hagar, who became pregnant, and had a son named Ishmael. How am I doing so far? You’re the fucking brainy ones.

However, there’s a little bit of incest going on here that’s worth mentioning (what biblical story is complete without incest in one form or another) because Sarai was Abraham’s half-sister. They shared the same dad, you see.

Anyway, Sarai was a bit of a hot number, but she was barren until she was about 90, when she gave birth to Isaac. Abraham held a great feast, but Ishmael started taking the piss. Sarai was so pissed off at this that she asked Abraham to get rid of both him and Hagar, which he did, sending them both out into the desert.

And that’s really where the Arab-Israeli conflict has its roots, isn't it? In the ancient rivalry between Isaac and Ishmael, or more accurately between their mothers Sarai and Hagar.

Am I right so far? You tell me. Nowadays we’re well aware of the political tension and civil wars between Israel and the Arab countries. Territories regarded by the Jews as their historical homeland are regarded by the Arabs as belonging to the Palestinians, and by the Pan-Islamists as Muslim lands. It’s all very very  fucking confusing.

But what we do know is that the Arab-Israeli conflicts have their roots in an ancient rivalry between Sarai and Hagar. And how many millions of people have died over the last 4000 years because two birds didn’t like each other? It was all going to end in tears obviously, but no one thought it’d still be going on 4000 years later!

Anyway, the kids in Palestine grow up believing the Jews are their enemy and need to be terminated simply because two birds didn’t like each other 4000 years ago

The idea, your idea probably because you’re that stupid, that the population of Gaza can be deradicalised is a fantasy. It ain’t ever going to happen, mate. They’ll go to their graves wishing death to all Jews … and all Westerners in fact. And that means you, of course. You’re supporting people who want to kill you!

So what do we do with this lot? The Arab nations don’t want them, too dangerous. Starmer, of course, wants them. He’s on a mission to destroy this country, to create as much chaos as he can before he gets turfed out. I know your solution would be to invite them all over here, have the British taxpayer pay all their expenses and more until the day they die, and let them loose on our streets amongst western women. Taxes will go up and up, crime will go up, women will get raped. You’d fucking love it.

But what’s the other alternative? I’ll tell you. Fucking leave them over there to live in hate. And you’d know a lot about that, wouldn’t you? You have a lot of hatred in you, that’s something you need to deal with, but it’s directed entirely towards the wrong people. Get your fucking act together, the lot of you. Start thinking like grown-ups